LMAO!!

Dallin and Brayden were rough housing it and Dallin kicked Brayden in the "private" area. She comes to me just a crying!! Alligator tears rolling down her chubby lil cheeks.... "MOM!!!.....DALLIN KICKED ME IN THE NUTS!!!" now...last time I checked....girls dont have "nuts"!
I was laughing my ass off on this one!

This girl needs some HELP!!!!

This is the BIGGEST dilemma a girl can have!!!

Which shoe should I get?!!?! Aren't these just the coolest shoes! I love love SHOX! they feel soooo good on my feet. The arch is unbelievable!! You feel sooo bouncy in them ;P

But the PUMA'S!! These look sooo awesome! Love the symbol! And another thing...they have PINK in them!!

so here's my dilemma....I can only buy 1!!!! YES I KNOW....A HORRIBLE CONCEPT!!! If I could...I'd buy them all! WAIT! Maybe I can buy 1 every 3 months?!?!!
hmmmm....(evil grin upon my face....what a wonderful idea....just dont tell the hubby...shhhhh....)
but at $75 not sooo bad of a price, but still!

and another dilemma....I love the white but I wear my shoes allll the frackin time! I live in running shoes! so the white is gonna look gray and dingy in no time flate!(but here is where my evil plan will work....."But Honey! they are dirty!! I need new shoes!!!" . The black shox would work great in that aspect. The pink and brown ones.....OMG!!! I LOVE LOVE LOVE that color combination!! BUT!!!....if you look close enough, on the back top is GOLD! YUCKKKK!!!! HORRIBLE!!!!
SEEEEE.....what I mean.....a tragic dilemma!!!
HELPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TISK TISK TISK!! Michael Phelps and Dope!

Olympic Swimmer Michael Phelps May Be Charged For Possession of Marijuana and Drug Paraphernalia
There are reports out today that South Carolina law enforcement officials are considering filing possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia charges against Olympic swimming sensation Michael Phelps in response to photographs that were recently released showing him allegedly smoking marijuana from a bong. Possession of an ounce or less of marijuana in South Carolina is a misdemeanor punishable by a fine of up to 30 days in jail and a $200 fine. Possession of drug paraphernalia in South Carolina is punishable by a $500 fine. In my opinion, prosecutors will need a lot more than a photograph to prove possession of marijuana. Prosecutors -in my opinion -will need a certified lab test result stating that the substance in the bong at the time Phelps was in possession of it was indeed marijuana. Prosecutors –in my opinion- may not even be able to prove a prima facie case of possession of drug paraphernalia if they do not have at least one witness who can attest to the authenticity of the photograph and Phelp’s geographical location when the photograph was taken.


So yeah...I bored you with this story...but REALLY!!! The D.A. is considering charging him? Did they personal "catch" him with the dope? sure they have a pic but PULEAZZEEEE...$500 fine...for crying out loud im sure he has that much in just in back pocket alone! hell his socks probably hold that much!Does SC need the $500 sooo bad?? I mean I get it. He made a mistake...hell we all do. Just because he's Michael Phelps, your gonna charge him?? So let me you ask you this....are they going to charge anyone else that was at the party enjoying the grass? hmmmm...I dont think so. I get the fact hes in the public eye and he needs to set a good example but I personally think charging him is ridiculous. The embarassement and other consequences should be enough. And this is also funny cause me and the hubby dont see eye to eye on this....which is ok....he probably blames my easy to fogive him cause i think hes hot when hes swimming.....he just might have a point. ;) ha!

In all seriousness though...leave the boy alone...hell atleast he admits it unlike "other sports figureSSS" who shamelessly say under oath that they "dont do drugs" yet the tests show otherwise, to me Michael Phelps should get credit for telling the truth. And next time Michael...don't do stupid stuff where cameras area allowed! ha!